I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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