you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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