I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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