before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
Congratulations! We have a period
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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