Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Where is the hickey?
from now on my penis is your penis
he shaved USA in his pubs
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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