***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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