So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
Randomize
