i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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