Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
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