belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
Randomize
