Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
Dude, this old lady messaged me on Facebook talking about her grandson and wanted to know shit about me. I'd almost call her a cougar except she looks like mashed potatoes that have come alive.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
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