I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
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Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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