I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Randomize
