Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
This baby is an asshole
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Randomize
