For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
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