Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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