Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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