There was a lot of him and a little penis
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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