I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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