No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
The dick lei will go down in squad history
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
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