My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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