I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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