have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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