i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
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