Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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