hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
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