No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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