I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Alive.
So much puke
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Randomize
