apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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