Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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