Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
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