i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
My vagina just recognized that song.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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