try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
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