We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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