4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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