No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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