this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
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I need you to use more vowels.
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
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