thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Randomize
