What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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