i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
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