I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize