i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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