he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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