even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
If I die, sorry about rent.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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