oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
im about as happy as oj after his trial
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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