operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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