My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
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