I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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