You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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