Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
you have to choose: penises or morals?
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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