Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
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