i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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