told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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