She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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