You're so nebulous sometimes
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
Randomize
