God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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